when I get married I don’t want a honeymoon on some fancy tropical island, I want a road trip to all the coolest festivals
you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
— Leonardo da Vinci (via observando)
And today I don’t know how to even say hey
— (via usvojena)
— (via enkelthed)